'eF Babe' + 'Jay Baba'= eFJay
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Tuesday 8 April 2008

'Ef Babe's Love chronicles?'


Hey people!!! Hw's everyone doing? great i hope.


Did everyone have a nice easter break? I had a relaxing one, i did not want to come back to school. I only jus got back yesterday, very reluctantly. Imagine i have a test tomorrow oh, it doesn't count but we are encouraged to take it as its the only practice we'd get just before exams. B4 we left for easter they told us the test was optional o!, thats how i got to the law school today and i saw on the notice board "all students must attend". Rubbish and nonsense! If i wanst back nko! lol. I've decided to take the test sha. I figured it won't kill me, it'd only make me stronger abi? So i've been in the library tryna revise, i'm taking a tiny break now. Shoot! my stomach is starting to rumble, ooohhhhhh! i dnt wnt to have to go to my room jo! lol!


Meanwhile, i can imagine how impatient u guys are to find out about the rest of the story. Sorry to have kept you in that kind of crazy suspense. I promise it won't happen again! lol!



.... Ok the dude started necking me o! and me in my head i was like ki lon pop mehn? what is this guy up to? He sha started kissing me and all o. I was still too dazed to say anything plus i liked the dude so i dnt say nothing lol. Then this guy starts to go for my bra and i'm like uncle ejo pls! what did u put there that you are looking for? ehn? lol! ok i dnt actually say it like that but i threw his hand away and i looked at him dirty like if i slap you. He got the message and left it, i stayed for a bit more and then i went to my room.

The thing with me is, if i dont like you and we are not together i usually dont see why you want to be getting physical with me. Even when we both like each other, if you are one of those stupid guys that like to give ten excuses why they cant be with a girl they supposedly like, but want to keep getting physical with, then you are oudie mehn.

Eventually, i summoned courage to tell this guy that wo mehn, i like you and that the only reason 'movie night' turned out that way o, so kini prognosis? That's how this dinko was now telling me that he knows but it cant work out between us. It did not even pain me because the main reason i told the guy was so that he would not be thinking i'm one randy babe that just likes to do randy stuff at random times! lol!

You know the best part? After telling me, it can't work out, this guy still tried to neck me next time it was just me and him in a room!!! and i'm like ode! u wnt 2 kiss fine ge! but it cnt work out between us abi? SHEGE DANBUROBA! KO NI DA FUN IT CANT WORK OUT! OLE! ONIJEKUJE! LOL!!!!!


Hpe u enjoyed the story! I'm thinking of starting an 'ef babe's love chronicles' series; it would be stories about my encounters with guys, relationships, all of the above. 100% true stories. But i need a go ahead from my potential readers cos there's no point writing if no one will read it. So let me know what you guys think.


Have a gud week people! Take care of urselves!

Jay Baba sends his love (its his bday next tuesday, april 15th)


Love,

'Ef babe'

9 comments:

ablackjamesbond said...

Ef Babe...please start the chronicles...i shall read them!

O'Dee said...

D test wont kill u as u said oh.

Start d chronicles, but do it on this blog. U no blogging is a lot of work.

Yeye guy, he wan neck fine babe. Ole DANBUROBA. lol.

That nomi sim card will charge me 10:80 quid for 2 hras of 9ja mobile call. Still doesnt beat my talk home.

All the best in ur test.

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

A series would be excellent. Come on, write the thing, o jare.

eFJay said...

@ blackjamesbound
i dunno if u saw my comments on ur site. I absolutely love it, u hv undeniable talent and i love ur choice of words.

@ oluwadee
u r rite, u r better of with ur talk hme 4 gsm calls.

@ mama bomboy
Chronicles coming up

Tinu said...

LMAAAAAAOOOO...'kini prognosis'??hahha..ole..he wants to chop free food~~

Afrobabe said...

u should have slapped him silly...

and better pass that test wheather it counts or not...

soupasexy said...

ole danburoba no be small...

him wan chop free sturvz...lol

gbetosh said...

very very funny.lmao. the story is soo true. kind of stuff guys just like to pull on babes.

ps: i like the attitude with ur write up. keep it up

uNWrItten* said...

mmm he wants to sow where u did not reap!!..all these nonsense boys..
start ur chronicles mehn...i go read am...lol