'eF Babe' + 'Jay Baba'= eFJay
(LOVE BIRDS)

Togetherness, Tranquilty, Love, Care, Affection, Respect, Serenity, Value, Admiration, Greatness, Gratification, Satisfaction, Blessings...

Wednesday 30 April 2008

'Ef Babe Chronicles' Premiere


Hey people!!! Hw's everyone? Hpe y'all are having a great week.

I'm ok... school's alrite, have exams in june so we're all tryna get into the studying. Well, not a lot has happened since i last blogged jo, jus regular boring stuff... Jaybaba already told you guys about his birthday surprise and apparently i'm like the best girlfriend in the world (stop rolling your eyes! lol!). It's my ma's birthday today, she is 48... 'Happy Birthday Mum, Love u!'. I spoke to her and my dad today, she seemed to be enjoying herself.

Ok now to serious business...

Its the 'Ef Babe Chronicles' Premiere!!! (Applause)




Well, well, well... where do i start from. Hmmnnn... in this my life, i have been through quite a lot. I'm grateful for every single experience though... yeh every single one. Even the ones that still make me angry when i think about them. Truth is, i can't overlook the lessons i learnt. Lessons like, when you have kissed a certain amount of frogs, you'd appreciate your prince charming even more when you finally meet him. People take a lot of things for granted, mainly because they don't realise how good they have it.
I've decided that the premiere would be jolly and funny, so i would not be picking on any idiot 'ex' today! LOL! I'd be posting my internet marriage/love proposals. Yeh u read right.
I was on 'unwritten's' blog the other day and she was complaining about how facebook is turning into hi5. Well i testify to that! LOL! in the last week alone, i have received two love proposals! lol! I found one almost creepy sha! Speaking of creepy, Facebook is fast becoming an enbodiment of randomness. That's how one guy in my uni that i had never sed a word to, sent me a message saying 'how are you? wat r u up 2? where do u live? what r u doin l8r 2day?'
I was so freaked out that he'd turn up at my door that i logged out sharply! LOL (and i now heard yesterday that this boy is dating one of the supposed hot babes in my class but he still keeps hitting on other girls, u knw what is annoying, i find him almost unsightly, he looks like a grasshopper!!! may be i'm being mean sha!)



Anyways here's the first love proposal:

"There really is something about you that just shouted 'hold it!' so I really had no choice but to do just that. Now guess what? ur sexy, elegant, take-home-to-mama, a-girl-to-die-for picture just made me have to click the 'add friends' button. Honestly, you may call me Oliver Twist but sincerely I think we could get to know each other very well. I'm based in Nigeria most times, because I'm actually running my entertainment outfit from here. My p.m is mailmelive@yahoo.com. Hope you add me as a friend and find time to reply my msg. ciao."

Agbaya, alainitiju, ole, olojukokoro! LOL! (Shameless person, thief, greedy)
Who gives a rat's booty where your creepy ass is based? And hell no! u wnt be taking me no where! Ole! LOL

The second one was actually quite shamelessly straight to the point. It was titled 'WAT ZUP':

"i'd like to talk to you pls give me ur number i wanna talk to you take care and be good"

Please somebody, what does wat zup mean? lol! and why did he have beg and say i wanna talk to you twice! lol!

Anyways people, that's it for today! I hope you all enjoyed the premiere and i hope you'd enjoy the subsequent stories like you did this one.

Take care peoples!

Yours truly,
'Ef babe'

Thursday 17 April 2008

Boo Mi... I Love the way you...


Boo Mi
I love the way you make me feel
I love the way you make my head swell
I love the way you make my heart beat
I love the way you make my eyes look at you
I love the way you make my mouth say those words
I love the way you make my thoughts only of you
I love the way you make my fingers want to text you
I love the way you make my ears want to hear your voice
I love the way you make my legs want to run a thousand miles to you
I love the way you make my whole being shiver with thoughts of holding you close
I love the way you make me happy
I love the way you make me smile
I love the way you make me float on cloud nine
I love the way you fill me with joy

Boo Mi
I love the way you love me
I love you so so much and I’ll always will
its your Boo
Jaybaba

wat a Boo... my bday


Ok it was my bday on Tuesday… who knew???
If you had asked me on Sunday ‘Jay baba, kilon pop on Tuesday?’, you would have gotten an answer like ‘what’s happening on Tuesday?’. To be honest I gave little thought to this bday mehn. I’ve got loads on my mind at the moment. Got to joggle school, 10 hour work shifts, assignments, exam preparations, dissertations and all that kinda jazz.

Ef asked me a few times, ‘Boo, what would you wish for on your bday?’ I must have answered ‘for you to be here with me’… at the time that was just wishful thinking. I had told her not to come over, I had mad work, same as her so I was gonna have a quite bday without my Boo (or so I thought).

Ok so it’s Sunday night, I am talking to Boo and I am about to say goodnight then she says “don’t wake me up until midday tomorrow”. I was gonna ask y but then I thought she was thinking of staying up to do some of her work besides I was so sleepy I jus wanted to doze.

Anyhow, it’s Monday morning and my room is like a jungle, books, clothes, shoes everything everywhere. I thought to myself… o boy since you are not getting sch work done and your supervisor is putting you on cruise you might as well clean up this room jo, so I did (thank God). So the room is clean… again another unusual thought comes up, ‘take a bath’. So I freshen up, looking good in the house… strange…
Its 12 noon, I text boo ‘U r not still sleeping or are U?’, she replies… ‘I’m in class I’ll call you in a bit’. I am wondering you are in class ke, and you didn’t text or anything. Anyhow I boned.

About 15mins later, the buzzer goes off… I’m thinking to myself I am not expecting anybody today na… then I pick the hand set, I say ‘yeah?’ and what do I hear… ‘HELLO’… WHAT??? I just dropped it.. (I am thinking to myself, that is not boo, it has to be someone else that sounds like her). I refused to open the door o. Then I picked it again and listened then she goes ‘BOOOOOOO’, I am like ‘JESUS, son of Mary, chosen one of the most high GOD’, this girl sha. Then I opened up.
Am I dreaming, wake me up I told her. I thought you were in class (mumu like me, I should have figured)

Anyhow, I was speechless, was shocked and so excited my feet started to itch (happens when I am very very excited). I didn’t know what was coming.
We spent the day together, lovely as usual...

So its April the 15th my bday abi… few early morning calls to disturb my sleep… but I’v got my Boo with me… wish come true!!!
So she tells me, I am taking you out this evening, I am like ‘to where, do you know anywhere in Aberdeen ni?’. She says ‘iwo ma worry’.

Its 6:30pm, we head out… by this time I knew something was gonnna happen, I just didn’t know exactly what to expect.
So Boo takes me into Frankie and Benny’s and gets a glass of ‘shayo’ for me….. AH, Boo mi, use her money to buy shayoooooo for me, he he, it must be my bday. Oh yeah it was. Anyhow, enough shayooo for me… she says to wait for a bit shes coming back.
Me, mo ko chill… sipping my shayooooo small small dey go. Eventually she comes back and says lets go!!! I down my shayooo and follow.

So we head out, a few restaurants down the road, there is a party of my friends waiting for me, what a mad surprise
2 days earlier I didn’t think anything of this day, now I am having one swell bday.
Enough chops, enough fun, small shayoooo, enough laughs and all.. was a beautiful evening.
I asked Boo that night, “what have I done to deserve all this?”. I am still waiting for a satisfactory answer.

Boo had to leave the next morning, so off to the airport we went in the morning.
It was really hard to let her go (thinking I was the one that asked her not to come a few weeks earlier)… anyhow we kissed goodbye and I smiled all the way home.
I got back home, I went to my room expecting another surprise, omo nothing o!!! so I thought, let me sleep mayb I’ll wake up to one. I slept and woke up, omo nothing o. what ui woke up to was my pile of coursework, assignments and exams to do and prepare for and guess what I am stuck with that for the next couple of weeks… AAARRRRHHHHH!!!!
Y'all takecare of yourselves, keep your head up... signing out
JayBaba

Sunday 13 April 2008

'Honestly'


Hey y'all! Se wa ok? Ki lon poppin?

Hpe everyone has had an ok week so far. I've seen the comments about my 'ef babe chronicles' so i'm gonna start that this weekend or there about. I can't rant for too long right now as i have a lot of work to do.

I saw this questionnaire on unwritten's blog and i thought i'd take it as well.

1. Honestly, are you in love right now? Yes I am, emphatically! lol!
2. Honestly, are you happy? Yes
3. Honestly, what's on your mind right now? My coursework, my boo
4. Honestly, what are you doing right now? My coursework and blogging...lol
5. Honestly, what did you do today? Coursework, i've been in the lib all day
6. Honestly, do you think you are attractive? Hell yeh! lol
7. Did you do anything bad today? Nah
8. Honestly, do you watch Disney channel? When i'm babysitting
9. Honestly, what makes you happy most of the time? Boo, music
10. Honestly, do you bite your nails? errrmm... yeh
11. Honestly, what is your mood right now? My mood is jus there jo
12. Honestly, who do you want to see at this very moment? Boo mi
13. Honestly, do you have a deep dark secret? Not rly
14. Honestly, do you hate someone right now? Not rly
15. Honestly, who/what do you want to hug right now? Boo mi, or my sister
16. Honestly, do your wrists hurt? My back does
17. Honestly, are you in denial? I havent given it a thot
18. Honestly, wouldn't you rather be having sex right now? Certainly NOT
19. Honestly, is it easier to talk on Blogger than in person? Yope
20. Honestly, does anyone like you? He loves me
21. Honestly, is it going anywhere with them? a year and a half and going strong
22. Honestly, did you answer all these questions honestly? Yes

Enjoy the rest of your weekend people! Take care of urselves!

Love,

Ef babe

Tuesday 8 April 2008

'Ef Babe's Love chronicles?'


Hey people!!! Hw's everyone doing? great i hope.


Did everyone have a nice easter break? I had a relaxing one, i did not want to come back to school. I only jus got back yesterday, very reluctantly. Imagine i have a test tomorrow oh, it doesn't count but we are encouraged to take it as its the only practice we'd get just before exams. B4 we left for easter they told us the test was optional o!, thats how i got to the law school today and i saw on the notice board "all students must attend". Rubbish and nonsense! If i wanst back nko! lol. I've decided to take the test sha. I figured it won't kill me, it'd only make me stronger abi? So i've been in the library tryna revise, i'm taking a tiny break now. Shoot! my stomach is starting to rumble, ooohhhhhh! i dnt wnt to have to go to my room jo! lol!


Meanwhile, i can imagine how impatient u guys are to find out about the rest of the story. Sorry to have kept you in that kind of crazy suspense. I promise it won't happen again! lol!



.... Ok the dude started necking me o! and me in my head i was like ki lon pop mehn? what is this guy up to? He sha started kissing me and all o. I was still too dazed to say anything plus i liked the dude so i dnt say nothing lol. Then this guy starts to go for my bra and i'm like uncle ejo pls! what did u put there that you are looking for? ehn? lol! ok i dnt actually say it like that but i threw his hand away and i looked at him dirty like if i slap you. He got the message and left it, i stayed for a bit more and then i went to my room.

The thing with me is, if i dont like you and we are not together i usually dont see why you want to be getting physical with me. Even when we both like each other, if you are one of those stupid guys that like to give ten excuses why they cant be with a girl they supposedly like, but want to keep getting physical with, then you are oudie mehn.

Eventually, i summoned courage to tell this guy that wo mehn, i like you and that the only reason 'movie night' turned out that way o, so kini prognosis? That's how this dinko was now telling me that he knows but it cant work out between us. It did not even pain me because the main reason i told the guy was so that he would not be thinking i'm one randy babe that just likes to do randy stuff at random times! lol!

You know the best part? After telling me, it can't work out, this guy still tried to neck me next time it was just me and him in a room!!! and i'm like ode! u wnt 2 kiss fine ge! but it cnt work out between us abi? SHEGE DANBUROBA! KO NI DA FUN IT CANT WORK OUT! OLE! ONIJEKUJE! LOL!!!!!


Hpe u enjoyed the story! I'm thinking of starting an 'ef babe's love chronicles' series; it would be stories about my encounters with guys, relationships, all of the above. 100% true stories. But i need a go ahead from my potential readers cos there's no point writing if no one will read it. So let me know what you guys think.


Have a gud week people! Take care of urselves!

Jay Baba sends his love (its his bday next tuesday, april 15th)


Love,

'Ef babe'