I am Alive!!!

Hey Peoples.... Its been a while abi... E ma binu o.

Its been a crazy 2 weeks, I have been really busy with a lot of things but guess what, I am alive!!! Shame to all those who thought I would not make it, those that thought I would fall and not rise again, those that thought I would fail... Shame to all of them and thier families too.

So this is to let you all that I am still here I have not gone anywhere and I will be back blogging soon... So until then, y'all take care of yourselves...

Jay Baba... (I cant believe i just used that)

Love is in the air (contd)

Hey Blogville!

Hw's err1 doing? Its 'ef babe' o! se wa ok? 'Jay baba' sends his love, he's been rly busy but he's blog soon sha.
Hpe y'all had a wonderful valentines! Mine was how like i told you it'd be... i was in the library till 12.00am...how razz is that? but at least i dnt roast... my present already came on wednesday like i told you + one of my friends 'valed' me as well.

So back to my story...
So i decided to pop by this guys house o, jus to say hello + i got him something; jus as a friend, it was a one those cd holder book things (wat do u call them gan)...
Meanwhile i 4got my fone at home(ERROR!!!), so mumsy sees my fone and she takes it....(MISTAKE 2)
Just in case you r wondering, i was rly goin 2 church o, i jus thought to stop to say hello to 'love jones' lol! So whn i got there o, he was now tellin me one long story about how he got in trouble wiht some guys in school (dis guy is in uni lag by the way) and he couldnt tell his parents but needed help, so i said lets go and tell pastor. By the time we got to church, i heard my mum had come to look for me o!
When i got back home, i found out my mum had fone, she had taken it. I sha waited for her to get back and all. Finally she gets back, i greet her and she doesn't answer me, then i follow her to her room. She locks the door behind me and brings out a belt! Ibo lo lo leni?(translation: where did u go today?) ''I went to church, but i went to my friends house first..." 'O lo si le okunrin!(u went to a man's house abi!), they have DEFLOWERED you abi....' and she starts beating me o... i was so pissed and i'm like what is all this rubbish o? Please infact lets go to doctor now now and check!....
Sha my aunt who happened to be visiting saved me... meanwhile, mumsy seized my fone for months o. Apparently, she had read my txt messages... I was not seeing anyone at the time but i had people on my case so i had valentines text messages and stuff...

That's my valentine storyyy o! I hope no one got brushed o...hehehhheheeee

It's good bye for now people! Take care guys

'ef babe'

Love is in the air eh?

Hey world! How u living?

Sorry we havnt blogged since o, e ma binu, its school that is taking up our time. No vex o!

By the way, i thot it'd be easier when j and i blog to differentiate with 'ef babe' and 'jay baba'... it might be slightly razz but i like it...lol! I kinna got the idea from Anu!

Anyways as probably already figured, this is 'ef babe'. Se wa ok? Ki lon poppin? LMAO

Happy Valentines day everyone... have fun, get some, show love, 'roast'.... basically do whatever rocks your boat or whatever floats it. Sha have it your way, u get the drill lol!.

Me, as you are seeing me like this, i have coursework due tomorrow that i havnt finished, thats what i'd be valentineing about today o... well my mates said we should have a get together 'roasters party' lol, we'd see how that goes after i finish my work abi?

Now to the art of 'roasting'... well roasting entails being alone on vals day, not getting presents(ur mum, dad, brother, sister and cousin's presents don't count! lol!), may be even getting brushed... u get the picture sha. For as long as i could remember i had always roasted on valentines day; if i was not single, i was with a loser, or dinko that left me weeks before valentines day...BUT today i can stand tall, hold up my head and stick out chest and tell you that since i have been with 'Jay Baba' valentines day or not he treats me like a princess! Valentine's day last year was great, it was beautiful... Even though we can't spend the day together today as we both have serious school work to attend to, i know he's thinking of me plus my present already got here since yesterday...he such a sweetie isnt he?

Eyin people, i've been thinking o... people keep telling me i'm hilarious and i should "conzilda stalnd hup comendy or avin ha tok show, ki le fee? heniway, to fulda hensho u alv ha nize falentine, i av a stolry 4 u"

Somewhere in lagos.... some 5 years ago...

My mum already gave her valentines day speech in the morning, 'awon omo kan de ma baye ara won je leni, won ma se 'sekuse won de ma loyun...' (some kids would mess up their lives today, they'd fornicate and get pregant) LOL! She wasnt worried at the time cos i agreed with her, its wat i do when i want her to get off something.

So later on in the evening o, i said mummy i'm going to the cybercafe and i'm gonna pop by church afterwards and she said ok see you later. It was a saturday, then i used 2 go to church on saturday to gist with my pastor and help clean up, church was down the road from my house at the time.

Meanwhile, i had this neigbour she didnt like... well he is still my neighbour. 'Love Jones' should be about 22 now. His house is behind my house and this guy has been runzing me since 2003 and i said i'm not doing o, but he won't give up. Anyways so on my way to church, i popped by his....

(to be continued)