Guess Who's Back (Continued)

Like i said i'd finish this post later... Aunty flo is almost all gone now so i'm feeling myself again. I'm one of the not so lucky ones when it comes to aunty flo. Depending on how evil she is feeling, i bloat so much i cant wear belts for any reason, i have to wear baggie jeans/dresses/tops. I get really awful cramps and i need very up to the task painkillers; over the years i graduated to 'Co-codamol 30/500'; its 30mgs of Codeine and 500mgs of paracetamol, cos its such a strong drug you don't get it off the counter even in the coolest pharmacy(sometimes you get the 8/500 which is obviously not as effective) you need a friggin prescription, imagine that. Speaking of which i'm on my last sachet, i need to get a new prescription. Need i forget the nausea, the loss of appetite and the feeling of weakness aunty flo brings with her. The cramps are still her worst attribute, i've had to go to the hospital sometimes for that to get a jab...

Long and Short of the story, Aunty Flo and i are sworn enemies. Because i don't like Aunty Flo so much, i take my mind off her all the time, most times i have no idea when her next visit. Jaybaba being the angel that he is keeps the dates. Sometimes you'd her me say, 'Honey, when is the next time Aunty Flo is coming?' or You'd hear Jaybaba say 'Honey, you might want to postpone that thing, Aunty Flo would prob be coming round that weekend'.

Unfortunately Aunty Flo is part of womanhood and since i have taken the brave step NOT to chemically induce a war against her(contraception), i have to live with her. Anyone wondering why i have taken that brave step, its because a) apart from the fact that i hate taking medicine b) i do not like the idea of gambling with my hormones c) i've been advised on the side effects d) i wouldnt 4give myself if anything went wrong...
Therefore, i look forward to being pregnant in the future! Being Aunty Flo free for 9 months must be heaven on earth. I hope it doesnt make me have 10 children sha, LOL!

Enough of this Aunty Flo talk, I'm sure some of my male readers are getting a bit uncomfy already, if the havent left gan sef, LOL.
Anyways, hmnnn you guys won't believe what happened to me yesterday o. I thought the end had come for 'EfJay'... I didnt even know what to do or think... I was wondering how i would break the news to you guys...
Ok thing is, Since Jaybaba started working in this new place, we dont get to talk when he is at work, we rely on txt messages + he has to get to work at 8.00am and trust me i'm still asleep at this time. So he usually txts me around 8ish to say 'honey i'm at work o, and i'm sleepy thanks to you keeping me on the fone last night...' or sumn like that. But yesterday i didnt get a txt so around 8sumn even though i was still sleeping i txt to say how are you, are ok? are you at work?.

Then i got up around 10, no reply or nothing. Then i sent more txts and then i called both his fones... and still nothing. I cheecked the time it was almost 11.00am, he should have been at work for almost 3 hours by now... i started to freak out... i was ha! my life, what if something happened to him on his way to work! I called two of my girls, to call him with landlines cos he has their numbers and if he is pranking me he'd know i told them to call and he wont pick up. They both used landlines to call him and still nothing...
So we were like lets wait a bit and then call his office, i dont want to raise a false alarm. My girls were like may be he left his fones at home. I was like yeh but i know boo, he would have sent me a txt with someone's fone to say he doesnt have his fones on him. I didnt bother checking my emails because he told me he is not allowed to use the internet at work(they have some stupid rules in that place) and he can't check personal emails at work.
Eventually i started crying, i imagined boo laying helpless on the floor somewhere, i prayed he was ok, i was begging God that i did not want to live my life without my butterscotch...
I thought to calm down and while away time so that at 3 i could call his work or go to his house since he gets off work at 4.

I decided to while away time by checking my emails. Then i saw the email. Title: boo, sender: Jaybaba@edexcel.org, time:8.24am.
Then i opened it, it read: Baby, I left both my phones at home… reply to this email… Love you… J.
I was more relieved than angry i guess. I replied the email.
It read: I've been worried sick about you........... I just started crying! I was just thinking of finding a way to call step ahead... I've called Kike and Tolu...
I didnt check my emails earlier because you sed you dnt check emails at work! Thank God u r fine! Pls don't do that again, ever!!!!
I LOVE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING...

Then he replied, it read:
I am sorry baby, I should know your number in my head anyway… ma binu. Abi o ro pe mo ti breakup pelu e ni? Lol… actually not funny. This is my work email, it’s the only one I can use at work. Stop crying o. Pele. How are you feeling this morning? J.

Then i replied, it read: You are a big monkey... i was so scared, i dnt know what to think, mo ti fe ku sara mehn... i was imagining you laying on the floor sumwher passed out and ish... and i started crying and praying
And i thot could this be the end of our love OMG! I'd never date again and i'd kill myself...
I actually first thot u were pranking me, thats y i told them tolu to call you with landlines so that if thats what you were doing, i'd sha know you are ok, okan mi a de ba le...
INFACT, I HAVE COME TO A DECISION, YOU MUST TATOO MY NUMBER ON YOUR CHEST!!!!!! HOW ABOUT THAT? Obo!

Then he replied; it read: Lol… pele. Will you tattoo the number by yourself? So have you called your friends to tell them that I am ok? You know I will never hurt you now… mo luf e too mush for that. J.


As you can see Jaybaba caused me mental tortue so he is liable. He must compensate me abi what do you guys think? Me i'm thinking something along the lines of dinner, massage, one or two gifts to go with it... what do you guys think i should ask for? lol. Drop your suggestions ok.

Take care people! Have a great week!


Love
Ef babe


P.s. The beef has been sorted out, egbon mi and i have talked. I embrace buttercup as my sister! lol!



Translation corner
'Abi o ro pe mo ti breakup pelu e ni?' - did u think i had broken up with you?
'mo ti fe ku sara' - i was scared to death
'okan mi a de ba le' - my mind will be at peace