CONSTIPATION!!!

Hey Y'all!!! How's everyone doing? Summer's started(or not! lol!), Hpe everyone that has exams is doing ok.... A Big Goodluck to all of you again!

I know we are long overdue for an update, no vex, i've been tryna prep for exams o! As for Jaybaba, he's had his exam and turned in all his coursework so he is literally done with his masters(YAY!!!!), he just has to turn in his dissertation and thats it! And the grad ceremony is in december, i will tie my big gele! you are all welcome to join me! LOL! Thank God o!

I've warned him that if he should attempt any degree again, he is on his own! (technically he has like four; Computer sci Bsc, Information Management Msc, Theology, International Business Msc)

I was gonna blog yesterday o, but i could not, you won't believe what happened to me!

WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS VERY EMBARRASSING!!! IF YOU DARE TEASE ME ABOUT IT, SOMETHING WORSE WILL BEFALL YOU!!!!

IF YOU KNOW YOU WILL LAUGH JUST TURN BACK NOW O! GOD IS WATCHING YOU O!!!

Ok so apparently, there's a list here (quite long to be honest) of drugs that can cause constipation. You might want to check the list out as many people would end up taking at least one or more of the drugs in their life time as it has even the likes of Tylenol and Nurofen on it.

Me i have been taking Codeine for years now for period pains, headaches and pain in general cause people with stomach ulcers can't take anything with Ibuprofen and of course we all know paracetamol can only do so much for you. I already knew that Codeine causes constipation so i used to drink a lot of water and it worked fine, i was never really that constipated.

So sha o, recently i had blood work done and the doctor said i had no vitamin d whatsoever and he prescribed me vitamin d injections. They did not have any so he prescribed Calcichew, and this stupid man did think to mention that babe o since u are already taking codeine, if you happen to take both together u will need laxatives. I sha took them the same day or in the space of a day between each other.

Lo and behold! Yesterday i woke up with one crazy ass lower back pain, i was like 'gini?, can somebody be on their period twice in like 2 weeks ni?' lol! I now went to the toilet o! that's when i knew what was popping! My Good God! I thot i will pass out in that toilet yesterday o! Nothing i did not do, prayed, cried for help, screamed, begged! (STOP LAUGHING)

I spent the whole day in bed cos i could not move, i could not sit, my back really hurt... It now jus clicked to me that may be it was my medicine cos i knew i had been drinking plenty water. Then i checked online and i found out it was the medicine. I was angry ehn! I sha crawled out of bed at night to go to the supermarket to buy DulcoEase, Anusol, Orange Juice, Bananas and Tangerine

I feel much better now... I'm sure by tomorrow i'd be good as new... I can laugh about it now o, but yesterday ko ti e funny! Boo was quite sweet about it tho. I called my brother to tell him and he was almost rolling on the floor laughing! I called my mum too, 'she was ahhh! pele o! take orange!' I was like idi mi (my behind) really hurts mummy, she said 'Pele, fi robb si' R u kidding me ??? Robb! I didnt even want to start with her, so i did not even argue or comment! When i told my brother his ma told me to apply rubb to my 'behind' he laughed sooo hardddd!!!! Later on at night, my mum and dad called to see how i was doing, that is how my dad was now saying that back in the day when people have piles what they do is sit on a bucket of hot water! I was like r u joking?? LOL!!!! I was like anyway daddy, i dnt hv pile jo, its constipation! LOL!!!

What i actaully wanted to blog about today was 'Baby fat, hair nets, wrappers and diets' guess i'd have to do that tomorrow.

I have to get back to my books rite about now!

Have a good weekend people!

Love

'Ef Babe'